12:57 a.m.
kevin: my mom took out a life insurance policy on me over break
kevin: i had a blood test to see if i'd ever had alcohol or drugs or whatever
kevin: then yesterday
kevin: she sends me an email
kevin: saying i am too skinny
kevin: and my policy is worth 250k less than it would be
kevin: and could i go get myself remeasured
kevin: so we could have a higher valuation
kevin: WHEN I DIE